Written by Toby Cray
Hello, Neil O’Brien here, your local caring Tory MP.
Today I will be addressing a pressing issue that has caused unprecedented upheaval within our society. I doubt that there is anyone that has not been affected by this terrible sequence of events.
There is only one way to react to this grave threat and that is why I am calling on the government to wage a war on woke.
These cultural Marxists warriors have gone too far, first they toppled a statue, then they tried to stop us singing Rule! Britannia, and now they want provide meals for deprived school children.
We must stop this evil.
Next week I will be writing about how the woke warriors are using hedgehogs to undermine our government.
I based this upon a blog by Neil O’Brien entitled Johnson should instruct a team of Ministers to wage war on woke
Toby Cray is a second-year journalism student at the University of Leicester. You can find him on Instagram here: @toby5.c
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