University of Leicester students can hold Covid parties, but banned from playing sport
Students are banned from playing outdoor sports due to the emegence of the Omicron variant of COVID, but Christmas parties are allowed.
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Satire
Students regurgitate University of Leicester propaganda over strikes
The University of Leicester email to students labelling striking staff as greedy bastards, has been a success, as students have regurgitated the content of said email.
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University of Leicester calls the UCU ‘greedy bastards’
University of Leicester launch an extraordinary attack on UCU’s planned industrial action.
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Students can move to online learning if they are dying
Toby Cray takes a satirical lens to the University’s blended learning approach during the COVID pandemic.
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University of Leicester commit to not providing a worthwhile student experience
Toby Cray takes a satirical lens to ongoing disputes between the university and student body.
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Matt Hancock: “F*ck them kids.”
Health secretary Matt Hancock says ‘F*ck them kids,’ but which ones is he talking about?
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Lockdown: University plans are expected to save Christmas
The University of Leicester has revealed plans to save Christmas that have been described as ‘ingenious’ and ‘extraordinary’.
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Wage war on woke
A letter from Neil’ O’Brien, MP for Harborough, detailing my plan for the government to wage war on woke.
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Oadby grounds occupied by breeding animals.
The village accommodation has been taken over by an invasive species, that seems to do nothing but mate.
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